Exposé (Not Really) #3: Tough Decisions

So I was standing in the shower this morning, trying to wash the stupidity of this world off, when SOMEBODY in the house flushed a toilet and I was immersed in cold water for approximately 5 minutes or so. Just goes to show that no matter how hard you scrub or how much soap you use, the idiocy always comes back.

Now I'm off topic. Re-do!

So I was standing in the shower this morning when I began wondering about just what my short life had amounted to as of lately. As you probably have noticed, I'm pretty quick to judge. My love of first impressions is only overcome by a stronger love of acting upon them. I'm also pretty damn sure that cheesecake is probably the best thing ever. However, have I really experienced enough of the world to decide that?

I've been told that sex true love is the undisputed champion of best things ever. However, as I don't believe I've had the "privilege" of realizing the "wonderous existence" of that state of mind, I will just have to ASSUME things about it. I still heartily disagree, though.

So which is better?

...TIME FOR A FACE-OFF!!!

CHEESECAKE PROS:

1. Cheese and Cake; the best of two worlds.
2. Tastes so very delicious.
3. The strawberry type has little red swirls in it that hypnotize you as you savour each and every melting bite.
4. Possibly the 8th world wonder.
5. Is the best comfort food...EVER.
   

CONS:

1. Is the carrier of a million sinful carbs and each bite will probably be regretted at a later date.

TRUE LOVE PROS:

1. Is "Good", apparently.
2. You probably get to casually flash a diamond ring off at the nearest coffee shop.
3. You probably get to casually show off your fiancé(e) to jealous friends.

CONS:

1. You have to learn to deal with his dirty socks on the floor/her hordes of make-up in the bathroom.
2. He farts at dinner/She has inexplicable headaches at certain times.
   
3. Things get boring.
4. He becomes fused with the couch at the butt/She becomes fused to the phone at the ear.
5. You realize that there's a world of difference between "before marriage" and "after marriage".
6. The longest sentence ever is "I do".
   
7. You have the pleasure of watching your spouse gradually wither away into nothing.
   
8. Divorced in 4 months!

So there you have it. Pros: 5 to 3, Cons: 1 to 8. Cheesecake wins out against true love. Who would've known!?